me: hey look it's 4:20am
sleep deprived part of brain: heh 420 blazeit
logical side of brain: fucking go to sleep you asshole
I REALLY WANT DEADPOOL TO SHOW UP WITH THE AVENGERS AT SOME POINT AND NOT EVEN DO ANYTHING JUST KINDA BE REHEATING SOMETHING IN TONY’S MICROWAVE AND EVERYBODY’S ALL SERIOUS AND HE’S JUST EATING IN THE BACKGROUND AND NODDING ALONG AND THEN THEY ASK WHAT THE FUCK HE’S DOING THERE AND HE JUST CASUALLY JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW YELLING SOMETHING LIKE “SPIDEY CATCH ME” AND THEN YOU JUST HEAR A SPLAT AND HEAR HIM YELL “WHAT THE SHIT PARKER”
He has to be reheating a chimichanga though.
WHAT THE SHIT PARKER
I want this. I want him to also comment on how hes not even allowed to be in this franchise.
I don’t even want it to be Deadpool explicitly. I just want Ryan Reynolds to walk past the camera at some point, say “Oops, wrong movie” and then run off screen. You want your license-preserving Deadpool joke? There ya go, Marvel. Enjoy.
me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours*
anything: *makes a noise*
me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones
The last time I was on strong meds for pain.
Dad: Okay you took your pill heres some water and soup. I have to go to work for the rest of the day. Take it easy. Eat your soup I'll be back soon. *dad walks out door*
*Dad walks back in door.*
Me: haha did you forget you keys? Silly dad-o.
Dad: It's been six hours. Have you moved at all?
My friends(don't have tumblr): have u seen this meme lol, it was on the 'best of tumblr' facebook page, tumblr is so funny
Me, a tumblr gremlin: haha yeah lol, think i've seen that one before lol
Me (what I really mean): you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it's variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it's rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the very base of the meme trickle down economy.
